This is Ellie's homepage. Eloise: Statesman, Orator, Brain
Surgeon, Weight Loss Expert, Jurist.... born on February 14, 1985 (more or
less), Eloise is the light
of my life and the apple of my eye.
Eloise started out having a hard life. Rescued from her mean old Mom, Ell was
routinely thrown down the cellar stairs, stuck in the freezer and forced to
take bathes where she would weigh 500 pounds and stink. Fortunately, her
wonderful Dad took her under his protection and at last she feels safe, loved
and wanted. It isn't easy coming from not one, but TWO broken homes. After
brand new Mom left, poor Ell (and the rest of the girls) never heard from her
again.
Eloise is just the perfect child. A little opininated, perhaps, but I did
bring her up to assert her feelings and to not let anyone ever use her as a
doormat. Ell is the daughter that the Jeep might have grow up to be, had I
been allowed to be part of her life. Back in "The good old days", Ell and
I used to rock the airways when she was my sidekick on the Wild Man Frank,
your Doctor of Love show... as well as a silent partner on my Saturday
Afternoon at the Opera program. She's helped me interview some of Rock 'n'
Roll's greatest. An unforgettable time for them, I'm sure.
Now Ell lives with Margaret, Cuddles, Gizmo, Bubbles and Patches... one big happy family. Well,
as happy as you can expect things to be with wall-to-wall girls running around the house!
Here's a picture of Ell standing in the corner..probably because she was fighting
with her Sister. The girls are very competitive.
Doctor Ell runs a World famous brain surgery and weight loss Clinc. For peanuts,
she can remove 25 pounds of ugly fat from any Patient simply by cutting off their
head with a rusty saw. In fact, it seems that *all* of Doctor Ell's prognoses
involve the removal of one's head with a rusty saw. Well,....... in any case,
the Doctor assures us that you will feel no pain during this procedure. This is
because just before the surgery, Nurse Margaret will bop you on the head with
a hammer. However, to distract your attention from the hammer, she steps on your
toes first. That's quite a system these ladies have cooked up, no?
Doctor Ell is a member in good standing of the Ellie Elephant Board of Certified
Brain Surgeons and Weight Loss Experts and can provide references and testimonials
from several satisfied and fully cured former Patients. Think Governor Kitzhaber was
always a Ditz? No way.... at least not before he entered Dr. Ell's comprehensive
100 point program, he wasn't.
Don't wait any longer. Get the mental health and weight loss results you've always
wanted! Call 555-NO HEAD right away!
Here's Ell and her Life Partner Margaret showing off their Halloween pumpkin.
That's GingerSon on the left. Always a snappy dresser, Ell has on her designer
sweatband, Hard Rock Cafe button, Airline wings and her one-of-a-kind, original
designer flannel pajamas. Margaret is wearing a very stylish yuletide designer
sweater. GingerSon is wearing a fashionable designer red and white peppermint
holiday scarf.
To be continued......